Silence mortals! Can’t you see my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil is bringing out his inner Superman?!
the internet needs more gifs of me in my underwear
ANIME BOOBS MAKE ME LAUGH
LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT
I MEAN I’VE NEVER TOUCHED A BOOB
BUT I’M PRETTY DAMN SURE THEY DON’T DO THIS SHIT
You’re forgetting the best one
Dr. House in a nutshell
not even in this fandom but i’m laughing
What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day
i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark
the best moment in film history
dear those who aren’t into Free!,
The Princesses and their concepts.
My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.
hey sup i need an excuse to use this
Pre-orders for Steam Powered Giraffe’s MK III Collector’s Edition start soon!
Engineer-eteers (www.steampoweredgiraffe.com/engineer) will have first dibs on the very limited run of this set, so make sure to sign up when we announce the pre-order early next week!
What’s inside the MK III Collector’s Edition?
Well, first lets talk about the Collector’s Edition box itself!
If you’re looking for a black cardboard box with shiny metallic print- look no further! We made it black so it goes faster, and made it shiny so its totally shiny when you look at it. The best part is that it stores all your swag. Open it up to reveal these awesome items:
-Steam Powered Giraffe MK III Playing Card Deck:
Go-Fish needed an upgrade! This is an out of print, unique 54 deck of poker sized playing cards designed by SPG member Bunny Bennett! It includes band member and character art for the face cards…even the jokers!
-Three 5” x 3” Art Postcards:
Your office cubicle at work will never be the same again when you hang these bad boys! Three glossy-stock postcard sized art prints with select MK III illustrations by band members Samuel Luke (Hatchworth) and Bunny Bennett (Rabbit). Just don’t mail them away!
-Steam Powered Giraffe MK III Collector’s Edition T-Shirt:
A Cotton T-Shirt with silver metallic ink proclaiming your bragging rights for all the world to see! Finally, a band t-shirt that really shows your true devotion. Bask in the sage nods bound to come your way with this exclusive tee. The perfect accessory for posing on your rearing horse in front of the sunset, or fighting zombies with your katana.
-Autographed MK III CD:
Our newest album on CD signed by The Spine, Hatchworth, and Rabbit! The CD comes in an art enlaced digipak and contains an inserted 32-page art booklet with lyrics. If you already have the album- this one is even better…because THE SPINE TOTALLY TOUCHED IT.
-Exclusive 1.25” Button Pack:
An MK III themed set of four 1.25” SPG buttons on paper backing. Sold nowhere else! Features cross-eyed Hatchworth, smug The Spine, and the last promotional photo taken of male-Rabbit!
-8 GB Light-Up Flash Drive:
A flip-out USB drive that doubles as a light with just a squeeze? Yes, please! This metal cased thumb drive stores up to 8 GB and is adorned with the Steam Powered Giraffe logo. Your keyring will thank you!
-Steam Powered Giraffe MK III Rubber Wristband:
This 8.25” rubber wristband has the Steam Powered Giraffe MK III text embossed in light blue and is the perfect collectible to wear with your MK III T-Shirt and MK III buttons.
Be fierce with all the Collector’s Edition swag. The box also doubles as a REALLY COOL HAT.*
*no. it doesn’t
-How much does the MK III CE Edition cost?
$50 + Shipping and Handling
-When do they go on sale?
Public sales will start on Wednesday, July 9th. Engineer-eteers will be notified a day or two before to lay first claim!
-Will you ship internationally?
-I thought I heard something about a vinyl being included?
We’ve decided to hold off on vinyls and offer them for sale to everyone in the future for all to enjoy!
I NEEEEEEEED IT.
yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)
The Cast of Pixar’s The Inside Out
I’m affectionately calling this NBC: The Movie